In lieu of your User Name, I dont know if you know this, but The Greaseman did hysterical bits on the radio about powerboaters versus sailboaters. It was one of his classic bits. Needless to say, The Greasman was not a fan of sailboats or their owners.

Joo are da muss haddfull, emo-shore, eel-tamper pusster I'ze ebber engoundered, and I'ze engoundered manny on deez bard. Jore pusts all soun' lige a nut-too-bride sebben jeer ole.