Jordan Zimmermann signs *minor league* deal w/ Brewers, after his disastrous contract with Detroit expires. Oye how the mighty have fallen.

Trevor Bauer signs a $102mm deal and pledges to the media that he's "committed to being better".

Love these deals with guys like this who suddenly pledge to be a good boy after getting paid. Let's see how he behaves when the honeymoon period ends.

Ian Desmond just opted out for the second year in a row, he'll be 36 next year and has a $15 million contract with a $2 million buyout, I can't imagine that the Rockies will pick up his option. I wonder if the team will try to claim that Desmond effectively retired by sitting out two seasons in order to get out of the buyout money.