Joe Biden backed out of throwing the first pitch at Nats Park on Thurdsday. No reason was given but it's safe to assume that his handlers cancelled because they were afraid that he'd fall off the mound.
Yeah, either that or maybe he'd start talking to the baseball.
Speaking of Slo Mo Joe...my bro is 76, he was diagnosed with senility a couple of years ago. Last summer he went up to a couple of African-American guys he didn't know and asked them "Can I be your main honky?". Fortunately, they both had a good sense of humor and didnt beat his ass in.