Hits home runs and was a college teammate of Zimmerman. Other than that, there's not a lot to recommend him.
'07: First in war, first in peace, middle of the pack in the International League.
'08: Good news - Nats on TV in CVille. Bad news - Nats on TV in CVille.
'09: "What do you mean 'nothing is f*cked?' The plane has crashed into the goddamn mountain!"