Johnny Silver, eh? Nice. How envious they all must be of your porn star nick. Beats the hell outta Kwang Chi or whateverhisnameis, that's fer damn sure. On the other hand, that might mean "massive pecker" in Korean....might need to have '08 run that through his translator just to check and see.

My's taysteecles ees meesing. Ees berry berry penful.

In honor of Davey Jones' passing, it's only fit that we mourn with some Manny Monkees....



I see beech's faze
Now I'se a beeleefer
Eees no traze
Of dow een my mine.

I'se a beeleefer
I'se no can leefer
Eef I'se try

I tot loaf wuss unly troo en furry tells
Men for some udder modderfocker ba na for mes
Loaf wuss oudda ged me
Dass de way eet seemce
Dees appoinmen' hunned all my dreemce

Then I saw 'er face
Now I'm a wad sprayer
Some on her face
Some on her behind.

I'm on muff......oooh, ahhh
I'm a wad sprayer,
I'll kindly baste 'er if I try

Nice. Davey Jones' still-warm corpse is smiling.

Hey hey, we'se da Mockies!!!
Pipple says we'se mockey arow'
We'se to bissy seenin'
To poot ennyputty dow'