Back in the good ol’ days we could’ve pooled enough money (with 08Cubs picking up 90%) to have him surprise you at home.
I'm guessing that Manny now fancies himself as a "motivational speaker". How he ever landed two managerial jobs in MLB is still beyond me, and I could probably go on and on about this, but never mind. Hard to imagine what a paid sermon from Manny might sound like....Oh, wait - maybe not....
Topics de jour:
How to make several million dollars at the big league level by managing sh*tty teams, being a sh*tty manager, and exploiting the MLB Affirmative Action policy re: Hispanic hiring
How to have never accomplished anything but an A-ball crown ages ago with a team that finished only 6 games over .500 and still make said money
How to compare yourself to famous coaches like Lombardi and Wooden in a lame effort to make yourself look competent
ETC ETC ETC............