Agreed. Complete with outstanding musical accompaniment, as well.

"Joo feel up my toilet
Li' da bear in da foress
Li' a man who eat bran flakes
Li' a dawg hatching loaf,
Li' a cowboy hang da rope,
Li' a man makeeng scupshure.
Joo feel up my toilet, cawm feel eet akain"

Bob Nightengale @BNightengale
The Seattle #Mariners fire coaches Tim Bogar and Casey Candaele, and promote Manny Acta to bench coach

The Mets will sit down with Indians pitching coach Mickey Callaway on Wednesday, per Mike Puma of the New York Post (via Twitter). Previously, we had learned that the team was ?expected to show interest? in Callaway, as Ken Rosenthal of The Athletic tweeted. Callaway is regarded as one of the game?s best in his current role, but he?s beginning to garner managerial interest around the game as well.

New York is also interviewing Manny Acta, per ESPN.com?s Buster Olney (via Twitter). Acta is currently the Mariners? third base coach ? a position he once held with the Mets ? and has previously skippered the Nationals and Indians.

Mike Puma
@NYPost_Mets
Mets managerial update: Manny Acta interviewed yesterday and Joe McEwing today. Mickey Callaway is scheduled for today also.

@evrybdyluvsant
Other than Cora and Callaway, none of these names do anything for me. Manny Acta? Come on man.

New York Post Sports
Mets' managing decision coming soon: It looks like it's coming down to Kevin Long and Manny Acta

Mike Vaccaro
@MikeVacc
Beware, #Mets fans. Sounds like Manny Acta (a mere 146 games under .500 for his career) might have "lit up the room" in his interview.

@FanRagMLB
Per @JonHeyman, #Mariners bench coach, former #Nationals, #Indians manager Manny Acta has interviewed w/ #Phillies:

@PrimaScriptura
Joel Sherman of the New York Post reports that Mariners third base coach Manny Acta is out of the running for the Mets' managerial vacancy.