This thread should be sent to the Smithsonian. The first 10 pages or so are classic.
Agreed. Complete with outstanding musical accompaniment, as well.
"Joo feel up my toilet
Li' da bear in da foress
Li' a man who eat bran flakes
Li' a dawg hatching loaf,
Li' a cowboy hang da rope,
Li' a man makeeng scupshure.
Joo feel up my toilet, cawm feel eet akain"