"@jaysonst: It's your last Sunday without a baseball game to watch until November. Make an inspired choice on how to spend it!"
Gonna watch rednecks ride around in circles at Daytona. Trouble is, they're not good old boys anymore - they're mostly corporate image pretty boys who were stamped out of a cookie cutter and they don't race eachother hard anymore. If that gets too boring, maybe I'll stand at the head of my driveway and shake my pecker at passing traffic.