attn: Canada. Netherlands. Norway - as the dominant nation on this here planet, we've surpassed you puny Podunk asses in medal count. as it should've been all along.
imagine the world is a luxurious, beautiful estate home. you are merely the tiny, insignificant icebox inside the kitchen of said luxurious, beautiful estate home.
after the Olympics is over, kindly return to ice fishing, hikes, playing Scrabble, & all the other exciting stuff youse guys do.