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And if there IS no season...

Posted By: mikezpen

And if there IS no season... - 10/01/2022 01:18

The pow'rs-that-be who run our game
Have given ample reason
To sit around and contemplate
if there'll be a season

Rapacious interests from all sides
Play malefic games
They don't care if baseball's played
Or immolates in flames

But we know this game's not played
In Baltimore alone
There are at least five nearby farms
With baseball of their own.

Few know the treasures we've stashed there
Unless they're on stakeout.
The other teams aren't that aware
But one day they'll find out.

So, what if dreams of this year's Show
bespeak fools' paradise?
And greed crushes the Majors' year
In its terrible vice?

When April comes, we Oriole fans
will have a big fall-back
We'll still have thrills and chills galore
In shades of orange and black

We'll watch mere prospects turn to studs
Of this there is no doubt
And when their foes come back to play
They'll wish they had stayed out.
Posted By: carolina

Re: And if there IS no season... - 10/01/2022 01:51

they can all kiss my ...
Posted By: BaseBawl

Re: And if there IS no season... - 10/01/2022 08:51

Epic work.
Posted By: TBP

Re: And if there IS no season... - 13/01/2022 16:44

They will play a full season. Neither side can afford the financial hit.
Posted By: carolina

Re: And if there IS no season... - 13/01/2022 18:46

They can afford it, they are just too greedy to do so.
Posted By: Bill

Re: And if there IS no season... - 14/01/2022 00:05

Go and watch your Bulls Carolina. I don't know how well they will be doing but it is a lovely ballpark.
Posted By: mikezpen

Re: And if there IS no season... - 14/01/2022 15:59

Is Nook LaLoosh still in the rotation?
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