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Gerrit Cole night.

Posted By: BaseBawl

Gerrit Cole night. - 29/07/2020 11:27

This might not go well. Such monsters really do exist though. You can only hide under your bed for so long. It's how we win our draft picks though.
Posted By: mikezpen

Re: Gerrit Cole night. - 29/07/2020 19:59

We respond w/mighty Wojo.

Austin Hays CF
Anthony Santander RF
José Iglesias SS
Rio Ruiz 3B
Hanser Alberto 2B
Renato Núñez 1B
Dwight Smith Jr. DH
Pedro Severino C
DJ Stewart LF

Asher Wojciechowski RHP


Strange lineup but glad Davis is benched and Dwight Smith is given DH spot.
Posted By: carolina

Re: Gerrit Cole night. - 29/07/2020 20:24

What a weak lineup. The 3,4,and 5 hitters are not much of a threat to go deep against anybody. Stewart sucks,and Smith Jr., it's doubtful that he's a major league hitter. Severino is going to have a low batting average and obp. Nunez is a power threat but is streaky and will make a lot of outs over the course of the season. Alberto is still showing his magic wand but he swings at everything. We'll see if he can continue to be the luckiest hitter in mlb. Iglesias is decent but not part of the future with all of the younger and cheaper middle infielders down on the farm. Hays and Santander are the only two I feel good about. Wojo is a journeyman who wouldn't start on a contending team. That said, Go O's!
Posted By: carolina

Re: Gerrit Cole night. - 29/07/2020 20:33

It's been forty years since the Orioles have went three straight games without issuing a walk. Not going to happen tonight without divine intervention.
Posted By: carolina

Re: Gerrit Cole night. - 29/07/2020 22:12

apparently CD wasn't benched, he's left the team
Posted By: BaseBawl

Re: Gerrit Cole night. - 29/07/2020 22:32

Still a little vague. Seems goneish. One might presume he'd be calling it a career.
Posted By: BaseBawl

Re: Gerrit Cole night. - 30/07/2020 00:09

Well, not a shutout.
Posted By: carolina

Re: Gerrit Cole night. - 30/07/2020 00:24

Severino is lucky he still has a left hand.
Posted By: BaseBawl

Re: Gerrit Cole night. - 30/07/2020 00:30

Think I'm done with this. I have to go for a kidney ultrasound in Hershey first thing in the morning. Fasting. Bleah.
Posted By: carolina

Re: Gerrit Cole night. - 30/07/2020 00:54

I hope everything will be good, Bawl.
Posted By: mikezpen

Re: Gerrit Cole night. - 30/07/2020 04:19

I had same for a cyst...nothing.hopefully yours is likewise.

Smith might be a hitter. He was, last yr., till his concussion.
Posted By: BaseBawl

Re: Gerrit Cole night. - 30/07/2020 08:15

Cody Carroll was my fair haired boy for closer. His ERA is now 162.00. I don't even know if that's worst on the team. My draft position watch might start in August.
Posted By: BaseBawl

Re: Gerrit Cole night. - 30/07/2020 14:02

Turns out it was a liver scan. Please adjust your voodoo dolls accordingly.
Posted By: mikezpen

Re: Gerrit Cole night. - 30/07/2020 14:44

What'd they say?
Posted By: BaseBawl

Re: Gerrit Cole night. - 30/07/2020 16:12

..turn over on your left side...take a deep breath and hold it...you left your cell phone on the bed...That's all I can remember. Results to my doctor tomorrow. She's very diligent, if she's in. We're portal pals. I looked up diabetes/liver. It basically says if your ass is fat, so is your liver. Lose weight.
Posted By: mikezpen

Re: Gerrit Cole night. - 31/07/2020 12:10

I don't recall;l your being fat.
Posted By: BaseBawl

Re: Gerrit Cole night. - 31/07/2020 13:39

Tourists keep trying to shove me back into the water.
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